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Thursday, 9 March 2017

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1]My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀 :p

2]CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.

3]Contributing to entropy since 1994.

4]One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

5]Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)

6]I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.

7]Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

8]Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill 

gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.

9]People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

10]Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

11]Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

12]The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

13]lazy People Fact #5812672793

You were too lazy to read that number.

14]Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

15]I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.

16]Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

17]I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)

18]Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story.

19]I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

20]Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

21]I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.

22]fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.

22]I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.

23]My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday

24]We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.

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25]Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.

26]If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.

27]formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….

28]SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

29]Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….

30]I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

31]I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

32]Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.

33]I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

34]Waiting for wi-fi network.

35]Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)

36]Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.

37]I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

38]Tip to avoid car insurance……….Join facebook and never leave home.

39]You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.

40]Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

41]Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend

42]They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B

43]I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card (or in matrimonial sites)!!!!

44]I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”

45]Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.

46] At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food 🙂 🙂

47]I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

48]I took IQ test …..results were negative

49]Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..

50]If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

51]Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me

52]I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.

53]My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

54]Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

55]Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.

56]One more password got married…!!

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57]This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

58]You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.      

59]Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.

60]Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.

61]Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

62]I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything

63]Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!

64]Went to a fish market and shouted at them saying “What is this, a classroom?”, thereby maintaining the balance of the universe.

65]I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture

66]A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

67]Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want

68]Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.

69]I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less

70]Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.

71]My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

72]Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent

73]Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛

74]A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.

75]I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

76]Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

77]I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛

78]”Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”

79]If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

80]Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.

81]Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

82]I’m cool but global warming made me hot

83]When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.

84]Without me its just awso.

85]Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

86].One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature 🙂 😉

87]Error: status unavailable

88]I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTATION in Class room.

89]I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”.

90]Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

91]I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)

92]Me and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then we met…!

93]Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

94]One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

95]It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

96]Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.

97]Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

98]apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…(hindi)

99]We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

100]I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt Thats Not fair…

101]Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

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